Ladies would you date a guy like me?

Well in order for you to understand me allow me to introduce myself, I am a strange character.. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my erotic and godlike trombone playing and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horny and ferocious army of ants. I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.If it wasnt for me we’d still be fighting world war one. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I shovel snow in the summer.I’ve been known to outdrink numerous camels. I am a ruthless bookie. deaf people can hear me. I don’t perspire. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey. I bat 400. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I was actually the first man on the moon. I once read Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week and when I do sleep I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami.Ive mastered arts and crafts. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in montevideo, and spelling bees in bulgaria. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. Lets get some bbbq and get busy.

Answer by Jayy
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You sir are perfect lol

Answer by Natalie O
No. I was bored in less than one line of your essay.

Answer by Marti
yes i would!

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Image by the future of petes
this guy was amazing !!
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Based on the pictures..

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike bagpipe playing. I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the U.S. Men's soccer team. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dinning room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster-oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet graduated from Tech School..

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That story is a joke.. haha I am in no way self-centered..

Answer by The 3rd Nipple
You shorten that way up and post it on a personals websites…you’ll get some responses. It’s funny.

Answer by Christina C
ugh, no! i hate how many people ask thisquestion, god!

Answer by ♥hails♥
lol, you are a cutie and seem like a nice guy although the first pic is a bit scary, you look angry

Answer by yeahright
u re soooo self centured. man, i am a woman and i look way better than u i wouldn’t be able to yap that long about myself. if u have problems with women – u re too self centrued and thus boring. i wouldn’t go out with u. plus – u don’t look that well

Answer by aLeXa5207
i just clicked here to see ur pics, sorry but u wrote too much and i didn’t feel like reading…ur first pic is ok u just look mean but ur second pic is cuter

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Moby: Live – Hotel Tour 2005

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Thelive DVD, recorded at Brabathalle, Leuven on 27th May 2005 and directed by George Scott features Moby performing with his band, Laura Dawn (Vocals), Scott Frassetto (Drums), Daron Murphy (Bass/Guitar/Backing Vocals) and Luci Butler (Keyboards/Backing Vocals). Moby Live Hotel Tour (2005): 1/ Opening Sequence (my weakness) – Recorded at Brabathalle, Leuven, 27th May 2005. Director: George Scott 2/ Find My Baby 3/ Raining Again 4/ Natural Blues 5/ Spiders 6/ Where You End 7/ In My Heart 8/ Go 9/ That’s When I Reach For My Revolver 10/ Temptation 11/ Beautiful 12/ Very 13/ Next Is The E 14/ Porcelain 15/ Dream About Me 16/ Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad 17/ We Are All Made of Stars 18/ Slipping Away 19/ Honey 20/ Bodyrock 21/ Lift Me Up 22/ Walk on The Wild Side 23/ für elise 24/ Feeling So Real (Bonus Live Tracks) Extreme Ways In This World Break On Through (Documentary) Little Movie #1 Mr. Fish In High Defintion. Enjoy.