Ladies would you date a guy with the following description?(ill be back in 10 minutes to view the feedback)?

Well in order for you to know me allow me to introduce for myself, I am a weird character.. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my erotic and godlike trombone before a live audience and I cook Thirty Small Brownies in twenty minutes. a veteran in like, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horny and ferocious army of ants. I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.If it wasnt for me we’d still be fighting world war one. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I shovel snow in the summer.I’ve been known to outdrink numerous camels. I am a ruthless bookie. deaf public can hear me. I don’t perspire. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey. I bat 400. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I was really the first man on the moon. I once read Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that sundown. I know the exact place of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week and when I do sleep I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I learned the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in montevideo, and spelling bees in bulgaria. I have played Small town, I have performed open heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. I am weird but definetly not a weirder to you.

Answer by Hejia H
No, but I would accept you into my college.

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Since I have to question a question: Do you find it incredible too?

“I am a dynamic map, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone before a live audience, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Small Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in like, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I delight in urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my first line of corduroy sundown wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a roving centrifugal-force revelation.

I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that sundown. I know the exact place of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.

Years ago I learned the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.

I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Small town, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.”

He got accepted to NYU.

Answer by ♫Daft Punk♫
Thats nice

Answer by Avocado
This guy sounds f*cking HOT. He goes to the same school as my sister; I wonder if I can find him??

Answer by Samian’s 33rd Account
NYU obviously didn’t even read it.

1) They are New Yorkers, and New Yorkers are too “busy” to care about you.

2) 50,000 public a year apply to NYU. Do you really reckon the admissions committee reads each and every essay?

Answer by RonandHermione Forever!
haha, cool.

Answer by naturegirl321
He probably got into the creative writing dept. Even Navy SEALS have a tough time going a week without sleep. I reckon he’s full of it.

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